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10 reasons Jaromir Jagr should come back to the Penguins!



jagr mullet 10 reasons Jaromir Jagr should come back to the Penguins!

Per Pens Universe:

10. The NHL: You went to the KHL for some big money, so I don’t blame you there. But I’ve read your interviews, you still want to play in the NHL, its your league. You’re definitely going to use the Olympics to show the world you still can play. Oh, and by the way, you won the scoring title2 bing 10 reasons Jaromir Jagr should come back to the Penguins! 5 times in the NHL, all as a Penguin I might add

9. Edmonton Oilers: You have seen their record this year haven’t you? At this point are you in it for the money or the glory? When’s the last time you raised the Cup? 18 years ago? Just saying…

8. Winger: Not Winger. The Pens need a top 6 winger. I don’t see why this wouldn’t work. I dream of what a line consisting of Geno, Staal and yourself would look like.

7. Russia: Its just too cold there. Not as cold as the D, but cold enough to make Pittsburgh look warm. And I hear the cost of living is fairly reasonable and the housing market fairly stable. Sid might move out of Mario’s this summer too, there’s a vacant room.

6. Console Energy Center: The first year in the newest and brightest arena in the league filled with anticipation and wonder. What it would be like to have one of the greatest historical figures in all of Penguins hockey grace the ice for 1, maybe 2 years.

5. Crosby and Malkin: Two of the best reasons a hockey player could ever have. World Domination. You don’t really need to be the captain anymore, do you? Sid will do that for you. You’ve skated along side some of the greatest players, if not one of the best players ever to lace up. A chance to take your skill and experience and mesh it with two of the best young players in this league would be supernatural, nay, majestic.

4. Retire a Penguin: …and they retire your number. Penguin fans see 2 numbers hanging up there and constantly debate whether number 68 should be up there too. If I had it my way, you know it would be. Don’t you want to see the number you wear in honor of the Prague Spring rebellion and your grandfather hung in there too? I think you do…

3. Pittsburgh Redemption: You need to put this whole ‘dying alive’ thing behind you, we will. Pens fans love you. They see your name hanging high in the rafters night after night and think to themselves, what if? To see you reunite with the fans that loved you more than any city or country would be the ultimate class act.

2. Magical Mullet: I’m not 100% on this but I’m pretty sure the last time you sported a championship mullet was your days with Pittsburgh. I’ve seen the pictures of you now Jags, you’re growing it back. Is that because you have some future plans to go back to your roots?

1. Mario Lemieux: Self-explanatory, though I’ll say this: You last year you owe your entire career to Mario and would play under him for the league minimum and penguin fans (particularly myself) started to get giddy. We didn’t know you felt this way, at least I didn’t. A reunion like this would be…wow….You have his number, right?

5 Responses to “10 reasons Jaromir Jagr should come back to the Penguins!”

  1. Vince says:

    There would be three numbers up there,
    Mario, and Michel Briere (21) are the two the pens have….

    Jags will never return to the penguins, he has a reputation of being a negative force in the locker room and that is the last thing the pens need right now…

  2. Vince says:

    Sorry, i misread your post… remove the first comment (i thought you said they would see 2 numbers up there)

    but i still stand by my second comment

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  4. RJ says:

    First thing first i have to come to Jagrs defense here as a long time fan of his and native pens fan at the time of his “I am dieing in pittsburgh” they had been through alot including alot of trades that left the pens big offense being sent to other teams along with mario retirement and a new coach who coached a defensive style hockey and alot of clutch and grab boring hockey i really think if you look at those years we where all being killed inside jagr had no offensive help lack of plays to make and no one to pass to he had to carry the team on his back but it was not the flashy fun pens it became the clutch and grab pens in dull low energy grinding games and that is not jagrs style so anyone who says that we where not dieing in pittsburgh was a fool we where fortunate to have such a star powered offense and to see so many all stars on our team was golden… so do not put this on jagr he was merely a victim of changing times in pgh and yes it was hard to let him go to washington but the days of the stanley cup 90s pens where gone… jagr was never a locker room desaster in pgh he simply stated the truth and was hated for saying what we all knew was true… may i remind you how many stanley cups we won let alone playoffs we went to until we had crosby malkin and mario for a breif time come out of retirement… i will always look up to my pittsburgh hockey heros in jagr mario coffey and francis just to name a few… but most of all 68 and 66 there was nothing like those to on the ice together and i for one would love to see jagr comeback and play for the pens because he is one of the greatest players of all time!!!

  5. Chrissy says:

    I love JJ !!! I loved when he was PP but that was the past and this is now and whatever makes JJ happy so be it!!! JJ is coming 2 Edmonton tonite and I get 2 see JJ in live action….U Rock JJ love u forever!!!!!

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