Epic Fail…
By admin | March 13, 2010
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Patrice Bergeron dangles Chris Pronger!
By admin | March 12, 2010
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Chris Chelios is so old…
By admin | March 12, 2010
Thanks to Eric from Tips for Hockey for finding this at Edmonton Journal:
Chelios’ return to the NHL at age 48 inspires Interent wits . . . .
About nine days ago, when 48-year-old Chris Chelios signed with the Atlanta Thrashers, a joke took off on the Internet, the set up line being, “Chris Chelios is so old . . .”
Since then, hundreds of people have added their own punch line. Perhaps Chelios would cringe at some of the jokes, but there is most certainly an element of respect for what he’s now attempting, an NHL comeback at his advanced age.
Most impressive has been his play in the American Hockey League this season, where he’s evidently excelled in a tough league. In 46 games with the Chicago Wolves, he has 5 goals and 22 points, and was fourth in the league with a plus-34 rating. I’m no fan of the plus/minus stat, but it’s fair to say that when a player has a great plus/minus, he might well be driving that number.
Back in 1983-84 when Chelios broke in as a 22-year-old, some of his Montreal teamates were Guy Lafleur, Bob Gainey and Steve Shutt.
*Chris Chelios is so old ….. when he talks of his old Montreal days, he’s referring to the Maroons.
*Chris Chelios is so old ….. he is insisting his new Atlanta teammates call him either “Dit” or “Busher.”
*Chris Chelios is so old …..the Zamboni at his childhood rink was steam powered.(SkinnyFishbowl)
*Chris Chelios is so old ……when he first come into the League, “The Great One” was Jesus Christ (Joe Bogle)
*Chris Chelios is so old ……. he’ll line up tonight at rover. Lord_Bob
*Chris Chelios is so old ……. a “Chris Chelios Hat Trick” involves eating solid food, making it to the bathroom in time, and remembering your name.(commieninja)
*Chris Chelios is so old ….. he’s afraid of losing his soul to a camera (mise)
*Chris Chelios is so old …… I can remember as a little kid calling him “Chris Cheerios”. I’m 27. Now I feel old (jdb820)
*Chris Chelios is so old …… he still has his original phone number: 6 (Kent_Basky)
*Chris Chelios is so old …… not even prohibition could shut down Cheli’s Chili Bar (BanginPanger)
*Chris Chelios is so old ….. he has no idea that we are making fun of him… because he’s never used a computer or heard of the twitters.(CeeAngi)
*Chris Chelios is so old ….. that when he says he played in the Olympics, he means Ancient Greece. (tdot_eli)
*Chris Chelios is so old …… he was proud to represent all 13 United States (number23_Rob)
*Chris Chelios is so old …… he doesn’t go on injured reserve, he goes into assisted living (FireGlenSather)
*Chris Chelios is so old ….. that his rookie card states he was born in Chicago, Pangaea (localsportsteam)
*Chris Chelios is so old ….. that when he visited the Hockey Hall of Fame last summer, they tried to erect plexiglass around him. (steamertyer)
*Chris Chelios is so old …. he would appreciate it if you got off his lawn.(DHSpeedwagon)
*Chris Chelios is so old …. he called Eddie Shore “sonny” and “boy.” And Shore didn’t kill him on sight for it. (doogie2K)
*Chris Chelios is so old ……. when he saw “300″ he was tellin’ people ” trust me that’s not how it went down” (Claudio_B)
*Chris Chelios is so old ….. he calls the Leafs an “expansion team” (hockeenight)
*Chris Chelios is so old ….. he thought he was signing to the Atlanta Flames (cellblock303)
*Chris Chelios is so old …. he got Sean Avery’s sloppy firsts. (DownGoesBrown)
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Greatest hockey commercial ever?
By admin | March 12, 2010
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Goal of the Year Candidate: Joe Pavelski
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Save of the Year Candidate: Martin Brodeur
By admin | March 11, 2010
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Save of the Year Candidate: Andrew Raycroft
By admin | March 11, 2010
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Save of the Year Candidate: Ryan Miller
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